„driving after drinking two litres of beer at the upcoming oktoberfest at munich is okay“

who said these words?

a) paris hilton
b) the hoff
c) guenther beckstein

the right answer is „c“: guenther beckstein. beckstein, bavaria’s state premier has made it to acutallyidontknowanythingaboutcars, by saying that driving after drinking two litres of beer at the upcoming oktoberfest at munich is okay.

okay, or not okay? maybe okay in munich, where police asks you „did you drink alcohol or beer?“ when they stop and check you, not okay wherever beer is not accepted as staple food (actually beer was liquid bread and did not contain much alcohol hundreds of years ago in germany).

it´s not possible, to say, how much alcohol exactly one can drink and still is able to drive, but it´s known, that too much alcohol causes erectile dysfunction. gentlemen, next time, you want to know if you´re drunk, check your schlongs. when you´re too drunk to fuck, you´re too drunk to drive.

too drunk to fuck, too drunk to drive
too drunk to fuck, too drunk to drive